About this book:

Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record 

‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’ 

Praise for Janey

‘Frank, get the door! [is] surely the new national catchphrase of these troubled times’ – The Scotsman 

‘A f***ing great comedian’ – Billy Connolly 

‘Some of the sharpest-elbowed comedy in the world’ – New York Times 

‘She’s no funny. She doesnae gie me chicken’ – Honey the Dog