The Tar Factory

There’s Crazy D, Big Chuck Mcf**k, Mad Dog an me

Crazy D had planted the idea in Mad Dog’s head. Slice yer leg off, accident like, an it’s worth forty grand. But Crazy D bottled it and Mad D he lost his happy head - had to go elsewhere for his forty Gs didn’t he? Least he still had his leg but. Of course when Denzo Doom minced ma hand with the Gulley Motor he called me ‘buddy’ thought I had bigger balls than a west African elephant. It was only a f**kup.

So how does a tar man make a few extra bob for the boozer? Ah’m warning you it’s not pretty. Gang bangs, bribery, scams and jobbyjabbers this is some story. Wait till I tell you . . .

"Unpretentious, human, moving and funny. Alan Kelly gives us a man with true grit and a real practical morality. Mad Dog protects the underdog but beware those who misuse their power. This deserves to sell more copies than Trainspotting. The Tar Factory is f**kin magic. A surprise hunner quid Giro on a wet Tuesday in February."

Warning - strong language throughout!